Jumpa Tabib Cina

Saya pergi jumpa seorang pakar perubatan tradisi China 

dan selepas dia tahu pekerjaan saya dia bagi kata2 nasihat;

 "Lu mesti kuat exercise hari2 ... Jangan minum air di gerai2 dan beer ... Jauhkan dari Alkohol, wine terutamanya ... Minum banyak air suam ... Jangan bawak kereta pergi kerja, bagus naik pengangkutan awam atau jalan kaki ... 

Jangan makan di luar ... Kurangkan makan daging dan makanan laut terutamanya ... Banyak kan makan sayur-sayuran ... Sekali-sekala diet lah" ... 

Saya pun tertunduk ... Aduhhhh, kronik kot sakit aku nih ... Mestilah risau kan ... Hmmm, sambil tu bertanya balik pada tabib itu ... 

"Bolekah saya tahu apa sebenarnya masalah saya? 

Tabib geleng kepala sambil menjawab ... 

"Gaji lu sangat rendah "

Sorry eak kengkawan ... Buat cite lawak lak petang2 nih ... Jangan marah ... Nanti cepat tua ...

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WORDLESS WEDNESDAY - 106 | APABILA BERKATA-KATA

TRUTH

Nak konsi dengan kawan-kawan ... Dapat daripada group wasap ...

Semoga bermanfaat ...

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After his father's death, the Son decided to leave his mother at old age home and visited her on and off.

Once he received a call from old age home....Mom very serious ..... please come to visit.

Son went  and saw mom very critical, on her dying bed.

He asked: Mom what can I do for you.

Mom replied... "Please install fans in the old age home, there are none.... Also put a fridge for betterment of food because many times I slept without food".

Son was surprised and asked: mom, while you were here you never complained, now you have few hours left and you are telling me all this, why?

Mom replied....."it's OK dear, I've managed with the heat, hunger & pain, but when your children will send you here, I am afraid you will not be able to manage ...

"Truth"

Truth no 1 : 

nobody is real in this world except Mother..  

Truth no. 2 : 

a poor person has no friends..  

Truth no. 3 : 

people do not like good thoughts they like good looks..  

Truth no 4 : 

people respect the money not the person..  

Truth no 5 : 

the person you love the most, will hurt you the most !    

Truth no 6 :

"Truth is Simple, But, The Moment YOU try to Explain it...

It Becomes Difficult"   

Truth no 7 :

"When you are happy you enjoy the music", but

"when you are sad, you understand the lyrics".  

Truth no 8 : 

IN LIFE Two things define you-

"Your patience" when you have nothing ...

"Your attitude" when you have everything ...

Rightly said "The internet shows us how small the world is ... 

but a missing plane  shows, how big our planet is.."